fuckyeahdementia:

friday!!1!

yourmoansareasymphony:

I can’t not poke her when we’re spooning. I need to let her know that I’m hard. She needs to know, in case she’s interested. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t, sometimes when I poke her long enough I may at least get my dick between her thighs which isn’t a bad place to be.

yourmoansareasymphony:

I can’t not poke her when we’re spooning. I need to let her know that I’m hard. She needs to know, in case she’s interested. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t, sometimes when I poke her long enough I may at least get my dick between her thighs which isn’t a bad place to be.

ravenation:

DOWNLOADSwedish House Mafia - Live @ Ultra Music Festival 2013 UMF (Miami) – 24.03.2013

Tracklst:
01. Axwell & Sebastian Ingrosso - We Come We Rave We Love.
02. Swedish House Mafia vs. Matt Caseli & Danny Freakazoid - Greyhound vs. Raise Your Hands (Axwell Mashup)[AXTONE/VIRGIN UK].
03. Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike - Wakanda[AXTONE].
04. Steve Angello vs. Matisse & Sadko - ID[SIZE].
05. Alesso & Sebastian Ingrosso vs. Axwell - Calling vs. I Found You (Axwell Bootleg)[AXTONE/REFUNE].
06. Hard Rock Sofa - Rasputin[AXTONE].
w/ Laidback Luke & Swedish House Mafia feat. Deborah Cox - Leave The World Behind[AXTONE].
07. Michael Calfan vs. Axwell & Sebastian Ingrosso - Resurrection Together (Axwell & Sebastian Ingrosso Bootleg)[AXTONE].
w/ Hard Rock Sofa & Swanky Tunes - Here We Go[AXTONE].
08. Swedish House Mafia & Knife Party vs. John Dahlback - Antidote vs. Zeus (Swedish House Mafia OLT Booltleg)[VIRGIN UK/DOORN (SPINNIN’)].
w/ Hatiras & Will Bailey & Nom De Strip - Swagnum P.I.[HATRAX].
09. Chocolate Puma vs. Sebastian Ingrosso vs. Alesso & Sebastian Ingrosso vs. Sandro Silva & Quintino - Go-Go Boots vs. Calling vs. Epic (Swedish House Mafia OLT Bootleg)[MUSICAL FREEDOM/REFUNE/PSSST].
10. Ivan Gough & Feenixpawl feat. Georgi Kay - In My Mind (Axwell Remix)[AXTONE].
11. TV Rock feat. Rudy - In The Air (Axwell Remix)[AXTONE].
w/ Steve Angello - Knas[SIZE].
w/ Adrian Lux - Teenage Crime (Axwell & Henrik B Remode)[AXTONE].
12. Coldplay - Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall (Swedish House Mafia Remix)[EMI UK].
13. Swedish House Mafia feat. John Martin - Don’t You Worry Child[EMI UK].
14. Hard Rock Sofa - Quasar[AXTONE].
w/ Florence And The Machine - Spectrum (Say My Name) (Acappella)[ISLAND].
w/ Faithless - Insomnia[SONY BMG].
w/ The Temper Trap - Sweet Disposition (Axwell & Dirty South Remix)[INFECTIOUS].
15. Swedish House Mafia feat. Tinie Tempah - Miami 2 Ibiza[VIRGIN UK].
16. Swedish House Mafia vs. Nari & Milani feat. Pharrell - One (Your Name) Atom (Swedish House Mafia Bootleg)[POLYDOR/ASTRALWERKS (EMI)/SIZE].
17. Swedish House Mafia feat. John Martin - Save The World (OLT Intro Edit)[VIRGIN UK].
w/ Swedish House Mafia feat. John Martin - Don’t You Worry Child (Acoustic Guitar Version)[EMI UK].
w/ Sebastian Ingrosso & Tommy Trash - Reload[REFUNE].
w/ Swedish House Mafia feat. John Martin - Save The World (Acappella)[EMI].
w/ Axwell - Heart Is King[AXTONE].
w/ Swedish House Mafia feat. John Martin - Don’t You Worry Child (Acappella)[EMI UK].

edm-nation:

UMF MIAMI DAY ONE:
Afrojack - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
ATB – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
Boys Noize – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
Carl Cox – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
Cazzette - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
Crystal Castles - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
Dash Berlin – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
Dieselboy – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
Drumsound & Bassline Smith – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
Fatboy Slim – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
Fedde Le Grand - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
Ferry Corsten – Live @ Ultra Music Festival Miami) – 15-03-2013
Paul Van Dyk – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
Nicky Romero – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
Markus Schulz – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
Modestep – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
Tantrum Desire – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
Tritonal – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
UMF MIAMI DAY TWO:
Borgore - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
Birdy Nam Nam - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
Chuckie - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
Datsik - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
Deadmau5 - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
Faithless - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
Flux Pavilion & Doctor P - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
Hardwell - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
Kaskade - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
Knife Party - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
Kill Paris - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
Koan Sound - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
Laidback Luke - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
Madeon - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
Martin Solveig - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
The M Machine - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
Nick Thayer - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
Porter Robinson - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
Pretty Lights - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
Sander Van Doorn - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
Seven Lions - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
UMF MIAMI DAY THREE:
12th Planet - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
Above & Beyond - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
Alvaro - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
Armin van Buuren - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
Arty - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
Benny Benassi - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
Deniz Koyu - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
Dillon Francis - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
Dog Blood - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
Flosstradamaus - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
Major Lazer - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
Mark Knight - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
Rusko - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
Sander Kleinenberg - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
Steve Aoki - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
Sub Focus - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
Tiesto - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013

edm-nation:

UMF MIAMI DAY ONE:

UMF MIAMI DAY TWO:

UMF MIAMI DAY THREE:

thefrogman:
Older brother, little brother by Clement Eng

thefrogman:

Older brother, little brother by Clement Eng

michiamocristina:

An 87 Year Old College Student Named Rose The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know.  I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned round to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me  with a smile that lit up her entire being.  She said, “Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I’m eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?” I laughed and enthusiastically responded, “Of course you may!” and she gave me a giant squeeze.  “Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?” I asked. She jokingly replied, “I’m here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids…” “No seriously,” I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. “I always dreamed of having a college education and now I’m getting one!” she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.We became instant friends. Every day for the  next three months, we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this “time machine”  as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.  Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and  she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up.  At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I’ll never forget what she taught us. She was  introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor. Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, “I’m sorry I’m so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I’ll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell  you what I know.” As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, “We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop  playing. There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humor every day.  You’ve got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die. We have so many people walking around who are dead and don’t even know it!There is a huge difference between growing  older and growing up. If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don’t do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight.  Anybody can grow older. That doesn’t take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change.  Have no regrets. The elderly usually don’t have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those  with regrets.” She concluded her speech by courageously singing “The Rose.” She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives. At the year’s end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago. One week after graduation Rose died  peacefully in her sleep. Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it’s  never too late to be all you can possibly be .When you finish reading this, please send this peaceful word of advice to your friends and family, they’ll really enjoy it! These words have been passed along in loving memory of ROSE. REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS  OPTIONAL. We make a Living by what we get, We make a Life by what we give.

michiamocristina:

An 87 Year Old College Student Named Rose

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know.
I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned round to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me
with a smile that lit up her entire being.

She said, “Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I’m eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?”

I laughed and enthusiastically responded, “Of course you may!” and she gave me a giant squeeze.

“Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?” I asked.

She jokingly replied, “I’m here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids…”

“No seriously,” I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age.

“I always dreamed of having a college education and now I’m getting one!” she told me.

After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.We became instant friends. Every day for the
next three months, we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this “time machine”
as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.

Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and
she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up.

At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I’ll never forget what she taught us. She was
introduced and stepped up to the podium.

As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor. Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, “I’m sorry I’m so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I’ll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell
you what I know.”

As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, “We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop
playing. There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humor every day.

You’ve got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die.
We have so many people walking around who are dead and don’t even know it!There is a huge difference between growing
older and growing up.

If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don’t do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old.

If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight.

Anybody can grow older. That doesn’t take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change.
Have no regrets.

The elderly usually don’t have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those
with regrets.”

She concluded her speech by courageously singing “The Rose.”

She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives.

At the year’s end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago. One week after graduation Rose died
peacefully in her sleep.

Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it’s
never too late to be all you can possibly be .When you finish reading this, please send this peaceful word of advice to your friends and family, they’ll really enjoy it!

These words have been passed along in loving memory of ROSE.

REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS
OPTIONAL.

We make a Living by what we get, We make a Life by what we give.

death-by-lulz:

tai-kwon-joe:
Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”

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stillll drunk

death-by-lulz:

tai-kwon-joe:

Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

stillll drunk

lulz-time:

jabrilam:

The baby elephant who spent a day at the beach and had the time of her life.

THE LAST PHOTO!!!

I LOVE ELEPHANTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS

SHE’S SO HAPPY IMMA CRY

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

why do baby elephants always act like they’re drunk? o_O

edm-nation:

DOWNLOAD: Flux Pavilion - Blow The Roof [EP] (01.27.13)Tracklist:1. One Two Three 2. The Scientist 3. Double Edge (ft. Sway & P Money) 4. Blow The Roof 5. I Feel It 6. I Still Can’t Stop 7. Do Or Die (ft. Childish Gambino) 8. Starlight

edm-nation:

DOWNLOAD: Flux Pavilion - Blow The Roof [EP] (01.27.13)

Tracklist:
1. One Two Three
2. The Scientist
3. Double Edge (ft. Sway & P Money)
4. Blow The Roof
5. I Feel It
6. I Still Can’t Stop
7. Do Or Die (ft. Childish Gambino)
8. Starlight

ellielovesfoood:

rawwrrritsrachel:

I think I found the perfect valentines day card at target

Someone give me this pls