fuckyeahdementia:

friday!!1!

yourmoansareasymphony:

I can’t not poke her when we’re spooning. I need to let her know that I’m hard. She needs to know, in case she’s interested. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t, sometimes when I poke her long enough I may at least get my dick between her thighs which isn’t a bad place to be.

edm-nation:

UMF MIAMI DAY ONE:

• Afrojack - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
• ATB – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
• Boys Noize – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
• Carl Cox – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
• Cazzette - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
• Crystal Castles - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
• Dash Berlin – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
• Dieselboy – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
• Drumsound & Bassline Smith – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
• Fatboy Slim – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
• Fedde Le Grand - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• Ferry Corsten – Live @ Ultra Music Festival Miami) – 15-03-2013
• Paul Van Dyk – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
• Nicky Romero – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
• Markus Schulz – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
• Modestep – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
• Tantrum Desire – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013
• Tritonal – Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 15-03-2013

UMF MIAMI DAY TWO:

• Borgore - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• Birdy Nam Nam - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• Chuckie - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• Datsik - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• Deadmau5 - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• Faithless - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• Flux Pavilion & Doctor P - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• Hardwell - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• Kaskade - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• Knife Party - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• Kill Paris - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• Koan Sound - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• Laidback Luke - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• Madeon - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• Martin Solveig - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• The M Machine - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• Nick Thayer - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• Porter Robinson - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• Pretty Lights - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• Sander Van Doorn - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013
• Seven Lions - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 16-03-2013

UMF MIAMI DAY THREE:

• 12th Planet - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
• Above & Beyond - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
• Alvaro - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
• Armin van Buuren - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
• Arty - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
• Benny Benassi - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
• Deniz Koyu - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
• Dillon Francis - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
• Dog Blood - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
• Flosstradamaus - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
• Major Lazer - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
• Mark Knight - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
• Rusko - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
• Sander Kleinenberg - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
• Steve Aoki - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
• Sub Focus - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013
• Tiesto - Live @ Ultra Music Festival (Miami) – 17-03-2013

thefrogman:

Older brother, little brother by Clement Eng

michiamocristina:

An 87 Year Old College Student Named Rose

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know.
I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned round to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me
with a smile that lit up her entire being.

She said, “Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I’m eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?”

I laughed and enthusiastically responded, “Of course you may!” and she gave me a giant squeeze.

“Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?” I asked.

She jokingly replied, “I’m here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids…”

“No seriously,” I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age.

“I always dreamed of having a college education and now I’m getting one!” she told me.

After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.We became instant friends. Every day for the
next three months, we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this “time machine”
as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.

Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and
she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up.

At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I’ll never forget what she taught us. She was
introduced and stepped up to the podium.

As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor. Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, “I’m sorry I’m so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I’ll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell
you what I know.”

As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, “We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop
playing. There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humor every day.

You’ve got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die.
We have so many people walking around who are dead and don’t even know it!There is a huge difference between growing
older and growing up.

If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don’t do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old.

If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight.

Anybody can grow older. That doesn’t take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change.
Have no regrets.

The elderly usually don’t have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those
with regrets.”

She concluded her speech by courageously singing “The Rose.”

She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives.

At the year’s end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago. One week after graduation Rose died
peacefully in her sleep.

Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it’s
never too late to be all you can possibly be .When you finish reading this, please send this peaceful word of advice to your friends and family, they’ll really enjoy it!

These words have been passed along in loving memory of ROSE.

REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS
OPTIONAL.

We make a Living by what we get, We make a Life by what we give.

death-by-lulz:

tai-kwon-joe:

Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”

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stillll drunk

lulz-time:

jabrilam:

The baby elephant who spent a day at the beach and had the time of her life.

THE LAST PHOTO!!!

I LOVE ELEPHANTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS

SHE’S SO HAPPY IMMA CRY

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why do baby elephants always act like they’re drunk? o_O

edm-nation:

DOWNLOAD: Flux Pavilion - Blow The Roof [EP] (01.27.13)

Tracklist:
1. One Two Three
2. The Scientist
3. Double Edge (ft. Sway & P Money)
4. Blow The Roof
5. I Feel It
6. I Still Can’t Stop
7. Do Or Die (ft. Childish Gambino)
8. Starlight

ellielovesfoood:

rawwrrritsrachel:

I think I found the perfect valentines day card at target

Someone give me this pls